If you are Mormon and want a good laugh watch this video. I’m not a regular YouTube watcher, but this one caught my eye and I found it funny enough to watch several times so I though I would share it. It also makes for a good blog post. For those of you who aren’t Mormon let me clue you in, this is a parody of the girls at BYU. I went to BYU and wasn’t like this at all. I had two roommates that were engaged while I was there. Both of them dated their finances for at least a year before they got engaged; so don’t get the wrong idea.
For those of you that aren’t clued in to the ways of the world parodies and sarcastic remarks have some truth to them. Thus I am dedicating this post to all the shy guys and to all the guys that are having a hard time getting their shit together life in order. You know who you are. We love you, but we’re not waiting around forever. On the other hand if you drop to one knee on the second date we will run for the hills. So, yes there is a fine line when it comes to showing your intentions and scaring us off. What I’m saying is some of you guys need to get out there and date. Show us you are interested. Don’t get me wrong; we don’t want to be your finance or even your girlfriend. We just want to go out on a date. It doesn’t have to be extravagant; we just want the chance to be alone with you so we can get to know you better. We want to get to know the real you, not the you that you pretend to be when you are in a group. We want to get to know the you behind the coat of armor that protects you from the world. The you if we married we would be spending time with.
You may have watched some of the other videos by BYU Divine Comedy and think we are a dime a dozen, but the reality is we aren’t. Those of us who have our lives in order (have a college degree, can cook, clean, keep house, have our heads screwed, have a career/job, are independent and live on our own, can think for ourselves, have street smarts, have a strong testimony, severed a mission, are debt free, are drop dead gorgeous, young, healthy, full of life, fun, intelligent, social, have no kids) are few and far between.
The reality is we’re not going to wait around forever. I did wait a long time for you then I married Mr. Wrong. All I’m saying is this time I’m not waiting around so long and you may not get another chance. I don’t plan on marrying Mr. Wrong again. So if you want to be my Mr. Right you’d better step up to the plate. I’m not looking for perfect. And don’t give me the excuse that you don’t think you can live up to my expectations. Let me be the judge. I am the first to admit I am far from perfect, but two imperfect people, just may be perfect for each other. No, we can’t accomplish the impossible alone, but together we can overcome everything. We can climb the biggest mountains, go through giant hurdles, and survive the storms as a team. A solo string can’t resist much pressure, but a giant rope can handle a lot.
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