How many Toads do I need to kiss to find Prince Charming?

February is just around the corner and that means that Valentines Day is almost upon us.  Months prior to the New Year’s Eve Dance there was talk about who was going to score that coveted New Year’s Eve kiss.  What does Valentines have in store? The mistletoe has been put away so there won’t be any free kisses being given away. What do us single folks have to look forward to? Will cupid be out shooting arrows? If so we’d better hope prince charming is in attendance so we don’t end up with a Toad.  On the other hand maybe that Toad is really our Prince Charming.  We just don’t know it yet.  How often is that just the case? I remember going dress shopping with my Mom and she said for me to try on every dress even if I didn’t like it, I might be happily surprised at how it looked. To my shock Mom was right. The styles that I liked weren’t very flattering and the ones that I rolled my eyes at looked amazing on me.  Could it be possible that those Toads are really our Prince Charming and Cinderella?  If so we’d better stop rolling our eyes and giving them the “cold-shoulder.”   

If we have ever had our hearts broken we now know that who we though was our Prince Charming or Cinderella really wasn’t.  I for one am a master of bad judgment. I think I have dated ever scumbag and every “Tool” out there. Many times I thought I found my Prince Charming and to my dismay he broke my heart.

If the Toads are really my Prince Charming in disguise I want to know many Toads do I need to smooch to find my Prince Charming? And we all thought fairly tales were just a myth.

While we are on the subject of smooching according to Hitch "Eight out of Ten women believe that the first kiss will tell them everything they need to know about a relationship.”  If this is true maybe I should just have all the Toads line up.  I’m not one to freely give out kisses, but if that is all it takes I might just do it to save myself from a lot of heart ache.

Ladies how true is this statement? Does the first kiss really tell you something? If so what does it tell you? The only thing I have determined from the first kiss is either he is a really good kisser and I want more or he is really lousy.