Compatibility Tests

My Puppy and I would like to wish you a Very Merry Christmas.

I’ve never put much stock in compatibility tests, fortunetellers, tarot cards, or zodiac signs. Recently in conversations with a number of guys I have heard some of the most unusual compatibility tests/theories.

Tv show theory. I have this friend that ruled out this girl because she doesn’t like watching the same types of shows.  At first I thought this is the stupidest reason not to date someone, but then I got to thinking. Maybe there is some stock in this.  If two people have very different senses of humor then maybe it just isn’t a good match. It would be horrible if one person told all of these jokes and instead of the other person laughing they felt insulted or just confused the whole time. That just wouldn’t make for a very fun relationship.  I want to date someone who will keep me laughing all the time. I need humor in my life and if the guy I’m with can’t bring that to me that is not a good thing. 

Good Dance partners = kissing compatibility. If you enjoy dancing together it means you will enjoy kissing. Because according to him no one is a bad kisser it’s just our kissing styles aren’t always compatible. Some people are into different kissing styles.  This was the funniest theory I have every heard. When he told it to me I just couldn’t stop laughing.  Since I like kissing so much this is one theory I’d love to test out.  A New Year’s Eve or Holiday Dance would be the perfect test ground especially if they hang lots of mistletoe. If I really liked dancing with someone I could move him under the mistletoe and test my theory.  And then when I find a lousy dancer I can do the same thing, but the guy who can’t dance better be hot because I love dancing and he’s got to have something going for him.  So if you want in on the action make sure you step up and ask me to dance. This may just be your lucky night?!  Isn’t New Year’s Eve all about the kiss?! At least that is what some of my single friends told me.  There is one party I was invited to that was offering to match people up for the epic kiss.

Zodiac Compatibility. Another guy said he is the epidemy of his Zodiac sign and if I wanted to learn more about him I should read about his Zodiac sign.  Well, I did and was shocked at how similar he was to how his sign described him. I did find some differences thought so it wasn’t 100% accurate, so that makes me really questions the compatibility charts they have come up with. Maybe I should put some stock in Zodiac signs.  I’m not sure since I really like him and some other guys that if I went solely by what the Zodiac compatibility charts say there is no hope for us.

Grocery Shopping. I have also heard that the best place to find someone to date is in the grocery store. What one eats tells a lot about a person so by looking in one’s cart you will learn a lot about a person.

Shoes. According to a guy I met he says that the shoes a person wears tells a lot about a person.  I asked him if that means that all my friends and I will wear the same type of shoes and he said no. We all are unique and enjoy the company of people who are different from us so we will hang around people who wear all different types of shoes. I’m still confused, so if you get how this works please let me know.

If you have any other great compatibility theories I’d love to hear. If I could weed out all the scumbags from the dating pool I will be one step closer to living happily ever after with out any more undue drama in my life.